What do you all do to keep the birds off berries and Figs?

Sharing to make someone here laugh or smile hopefully

Sharing to make someone here laugh or smile hopefully… These gross little ba#tard hives are so all encompassing as you all know.. so just a few minutes ago on a NZ Gardening page of which I am a member, some one asked “What do you all do to keep the birds off berries and Figs?”… I read “Has anyone with urticaria had success with berries and Figs?” I spent a moment contemplating that it couldn’t be strawberries as even touching one seems to give me hives….then I re read the post… seriously… hives on the brain perhaps? Don’t even want to joke about that right.
At the beginning of a new year and decade I want to wish each and everyone of you healing and relief in whatever form works for you. ❤
I thank you all for your sharing and knowledge. Namaste.